Excerpt of email to James.

I've been backpacking with my new Osprey and boots. Pretty fun going alone, though it would awesome to go together someday. I got my 2-person half dome for us to fornicate in the wilderness in times of post-apocalyptic New Mexican World Order.

Today's lunch just sounded amazing

I was just randomly stuffing my lunchbox this morning...some hustle-and-bustle since I actually took the time to shower.

- Cajun-Cayenne, Marinated Chicken salad (Baby Spinach and Spring Mix) with Parmesan, soy bacon, and Bleu cheese dressing

- Jalapeno Smokehouse almonds

- 1 Bananner

- Pomegranate Blueberry juice

Sunshine in the mouth.

On Ventrilo...

Ryan: (interrupts): "Hey Kelvin, how do I change your voice to Paris Hilton's so I don't get annoyed as much?"

Convo with Jonathan

Just returned from seeing my family...the whole Hsia family freak show...another overwhelming family intrusion in this 8-part series in March...

Ryan: "Annnnnddd I survived chaos. I should be ready for the end of the world now!"

Jonathan: "I sure hope the end of the world is not coming anytime soon because I'm not ready for it!"

R: "Then I'll be sure to keep you posted with some insider info from the Mayans. Or the doomsdays preachers."

J: "Why, are you related?"

R: "Hey, don't question my sources!"

J: "Hey, if you know a guy, you know a guy."

R: "Yea, I met gorgeous Mayan men and doomsday preachers on Craigslist...exchanging glances and all that."

J: "Sounds...mmm....delicious...."

R: "Yes. They tasted like sunshine in my mouth."

Erotic nerdery with Warren

texting...he just returned from a business week away from his partner...he also plays an awful lot of Civilization 5...

Warren: "Can't you tell I'm horny as hell?"

Ryan: "Play some Civ 5 if you haven't jerked off yet."

Warren: "Lol."

Ryan: "And a Civ 5 match can take ALL NIGHT LONG. Can you take that, tiger?"

Lunch at Giordano Bros ...

Yesterday, with friends and my roommate Mark came along...

While I was showing off my German, my outspoken roommate interrupts,

Mark (dicking around): "Did you know that my grandfather survived the concentration camp?"

Sunshine (surprised): "Really?"

Mark: "Yea, he fell off the guard tower."
 

James's new phone number

texting...

James: I'm getting rid of my cell phone plan and will be using Skype from now on. My new number is (***) ***-****. "

Ryan: Acknowledged. Proceed with awesomeness.

James (from his other number): This is a test of said awesomeness. This is a test of said awesomeness. No action is to be taken.

Ryan: Accomplishment: None. Test succeed.

James: Request failed.