Monday, April 23, 2012

Highlights of my recent weekend

Friday: Spent 2 hours picking up my dog's poop in the backyard...hey, it's just what I do for fun...whenever I'm hungry...and locked out of the house. So basically, I was washing my parent's car and I usually leave my keys in the Prius whenever I'm pumping gas or washing it, knowing it doesn't lock me out, but when you have a 2003 Camry, fun stuff happens...and humbleness can inspire you to lead a better life.

Saturday: I had Korean bbq with Melchor. So, he and I have our own level of "decent conversation"...which involves exchanges of dick jokes and idle threats. So we went to Korean bbq and I noticed the new beard he was growing for 2 weeks and I asked, "Hey I like your beard...so how long did it take you to transplant your pubes to your chin?" He goes, "Wanna die?" I replied with a smirk, "People shouldn't threaten me with a good time."

Monday: I also didn't bring a spare change of clothes for the UNEXPECTED rain. Yesterday was high 80s.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

With James


Ryan: :"How's french class going?"
James: "Stopped for a week to study for my midterms, but so far its going good now that I picked it up again
Ryan: "Cool."
James: "Labor relations and business law took priority. (laughs)"
Ryan:  "Hey, at least no paternity claims this time."