Talking with my coworker, Joe (not the same "Joe")...

Joe: "You know, some parts of China don't accept public bathrooms?"
Ryan: "Why is that? Lots of people meeting there for sex?"
Joe: "Not everyone does things your way."

Talking with my younger sister...

Ryan: "Mom is so old school."
Mom: (responding as a passerby) "What did you say?"
Ryan: "I said, 'Mom is so cool.'"

Procrastination is key to inner peace

With a good friend who is just finishing up on his MBA at San Diego University...

Ryan: "How's schooling?'
Mark: "Getting closer to finishing with each passing moment. Not because I have done some homework but because time is elapsing."

This memory was awhile ago, but I laughed when I recalled it...in the middle of long stares while walking on Santa Monica pier. I guess It was a quiet day at the pier now that I realize it.
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At church...
Nate: "Just thought I drop by to say 'hey.'"
Ryan: (interrupts) "Alright, your job is done."
Nate: (wipes his forehead) "Whew."

You should have seen his expression.

Today's asshole is Ryan

SO I made a dick joke to someone who didn't have as much fun as I did over the long weekend. (homework vs. vegas)
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As he was telling me about his weekend been taken over by schooling...

Ryan: "Well, don't worry. I took the fun for you."
(dragging myself to redemption during these few seconds of silence, realizing my own stupidity)
Ryan: (internal dialogue) I have to come up with something! "Um sooo, meaning if there's ever a serial rapist chasing after us, let me stay behind."
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Win. Today's lesson: Balance the dick jokes with some relatively decent conversation...the bad with some good. Like adding some blueberries to your 100 proof Vodka.