To a friend being too self-conscious

Mark: "You ever send out an e-mail that gets completely misunderstood?" 

Ryan: "All the time." 

Mark: "I think I have upset a manager in another office."

Ryan: "Just wear a cape and hold a staff to work the next day. Your manager would be more understanding."


.......

Ryan: "Just attach a photo of yourself to every email."

Mark: "Just so they know who they are dealing with."